Fallbrookisms 15 July 2010
On Fallbrook’s medical community
Mother 1: The ob-gyn tried to deliver an anti-abortion lecture during my kid’s exam.
Mother 2: Maybe it was just business development.
At Café des Artistes — on Sofia Coppola’s film Marie Antoinette
Patron 1: Was Marie Antoinette bisexual in the movie? Did she go after the handmaidens?
Patron 2: Not in that movie.
Patron 1: She did in my movie.
Patron 2: The one in your head?
— 3rdly Dimensions –
Mother 3. The Hypocritic oath obligates physicians to converse, even nonsensically if need be, otherwise patients will feel merely used, like lab rats undergoing silent surgeries. Another cube of sugar?
Patron 3. Pleasurable sex is pleasurable sex. MR’s quest was to redefine handmaidentry – to put the ‘V’ back in vulva. If the Greeks could enjoy free love, so should the French — à bout de souffle!
I’d rather the doc blather on about Belmondo and Seberg — or pleasurable sex!
Emphasis on HypoCRITIC oath! Doctors spewing their political views whilst rooting around in our nether regions! Is this covered by insurance?
Sure. As long as the doc doesn’t have an identical twin who’s also a gynecologist and enjoys swapping patients a-la Dead Ringers. Otherwise, I would be highly suspicious of his theories on “multiple orgasms”, as pleasurable as these may sound. What did we say about redefining lonely “hand-maidens”?