Fallbrookisms 17 June 2010
Defining Fallbrook
The town of a thousand only Democrats
Off the main drag culturally and psychologically
Blue-haired ladies with private greenhouses
Provincials trying to hide behind their oleander hedges
The Universe Is Like a Good Restaurant
The universe is like a good restaurant
The chef is God
The waiters and waitresses are angels
And they’re all here to serve you
And you –
You’re either seated at a table
Or you’re on the menu
— By the late Al Einhorn
