Fallbrookisms 08 April 2010
Death in Fallbrook
Ron Neeley
Did you hear, Ron Neeley died, of Neeley Towing?
Yeah, I saw a procession of tow trucks from all over, heading to the cemetery, lights flashing.
Were the tow bars at attention?
Jerry Weiss
One measure of Jerry was his lifelong commitment to organics.
Yep, I suspect he’s pleased to now be part of the great, grand recycling.
Fernando ‘Deio’ Alcala
Did you hear about the guy killed by a bus in front of Potter Junior High? He was drawing a love note on the asphalt.
Chalk it up to giving his life for love.
Wowser … kind of morbid aren’t we?
Well, at least we don’t have vampires. … Not a game of lose associations: I’m reviewing vampire novels these days.
“Well, at least we don’t have vampires. …” Not that you know of …..