Fallbrookisms 01 April 2010
Editor: Do you have a short bio you can send me?
Writer: What’s a bio? Is it painful? Does it require gloves? I’m scared…
Editor: It only hurts if you tense up.
Professor: You’re very neat with your muffins, pardon the expression.
Student: I do my best.


boy that fallbrookism sounds vaguely familiar!
It ought to!