Fallbrookisms, the I-hate-the-holidays edition
Note: Read no further if foul language gives you the vapors.
A holiday shopping parking-lot encounter
Small car passenger to the competitive parker in the obscenely large SUV:
Fuck you. … I mean Merry Christmas.
At the pub
Gal 1: We’re both fucking broke, so we agreed not to give each other gifts.
Gal 2: She’s in nursing school; maybe she could at least give you a pelvic?
Robert: Fuck you — in the best sense of the term
Meredith: Fuck you — with all the love I can muster.
At the Café des Artistes
Daughter: I hate her!
Mother: Come on, be of good cheer and kind heart.
Daughter: Fuck that.
There is nothing quote-worthy in here because everyone is depressing and lame. I hate the fucking holidays.
