Fallbrookisms 20 November 2009
Heard at church coffee hour
First church lady: …so you have to shave poodle puppies because they have hair, not fur.
Second church lady: What’s the difference?
First CL: Well, fur stops growing when it’s reached a certain length — like your eyebrows — and hair just goes on getting longer — like the hair on your head.
Second CL: So which is pubic hair?
First CL: Uh… It’s fur.
Third CL: A good thing. Otherwise it’d be down to our knees.
First CL: Braided?
(Third CL chokes on her coffee.)
Heard at a Fallbrook AA meeting
There are two things I hate: religious intolerance and Buddhists.
November 20th, 2009 in
Fallbrook
