Fallbrookisms 29 October 2009
Fallbrook marital relations
To: Sgt. Goodmarine
From: Steve Husband
CC: K-B Gressitt
Sgt Goodmarine,
I left my check for the Marine Corps Birthday Ball with the LtCol.
I would like a prime rib meal; and my wife would like a veg meal.
My wife’s name is K-B Gressitt — I know — the feminist thing.
Thanks for taking care of us. We’ll see you at the ball. SF, Steve
From: K-B Gressitt
To: Steve Husband
Ah, that commentary were unnecessary.
Love, K-B
At the Café des Artistes
Patron 1: I was in charge of six toilets at OCS, at Quantico (Marine Corps Officer Candidate School).
Patron 2: Busy toothbrush, huh?
Patron 1: Hey, I took care of them. I named them!
Ma’am,
Am laughing, as I hope you know that many of the Marines across the Corps are able to adore both your writing and the husband… Yes, both can be done at the same time without choking on our own left or right wing opinions, we are very flexible.
The short story while you were on holiday was great, I enjoy reading about Fallbrook and the locals, and I hope that while you are angry no one asked your daughter about the bike incident, the middle-Americans that often join the military have NO PROBLEM minding other peoples business, and they would not only ask if she was okay, they’d take her out for coffee and a brownie just in case intervention was not necessary but a hug was in order. Cali is too cool to do this type thing.
Thanks for laughing, Michelle!
Yep, middle-America — and those from the South. I’ll have to take the kid on a road trip to see what the rest of the nation is all about.
Thanks for writing!
Love,
k-B