Fallbrookisms 15 October 2009
On Fallbrook flight
I have a definition for an airpark: Don’t even think about landing that big-ass jet here. – Darlene
On the economy
I wouldn’t want to be seen buying a lottery ticket — it’d be like a Christian buying a condom. – Jim
On N.O.W.
The problem with N.O.W. is they don’t know which fork to use. – Jane
On dating
If you can’t keep up with their names, you’re probably ready for monogamy. – Andrew
On narcissism
What was he doing — comforting you because he felt badly? – Kathleen
On poetry
Unfortunately, for some reason, poetry depresses me. – Anonymous
October 15th, 2009 in
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