Fallbrookisms 01 October 2009
Out and about Fallbrook town
Cemetery employee: For some, life after death is a matter of faith. For me, it’s policy.
Teacher: What does it mean to be esteemed?
Student: It means to be a teakettle.
Principal: Where are you getting this stuff?
Resource teacher: I’m taking a special ed law class.
Principal: Can’t you just take basket weaving?
Anonymous: He’s got a personality like a lox.
