Fallbrookisms
11 June 2009
At JJ Purty’s Pub
Patron: I say torture anyone who blows up people.
From MAMMA
Mother 1: When some people heard about my daughter being gay, they said, “Where’d that come from?”
Mother 2: Oh, like she picked it up at 7-Eleven?
Church Billboard
Man’s opinions are no substitute for God’s words.
Editor’s note: And God is love.
