Fallbrookisms

07 May 2009

 

Billboard at First Christian Church

Don’t take tomorrow to bed with you.
                                       – Norman Vincent Peale

Editor’s note: In 1960, representing a group of Protestant clergymen opposed to the election of John F. Kennedy as president, Peale also said, “Faced with the election of a Catholic, our culture is at stake.”

At Café des Artistes

Michael: I don’t put any shit on my body.
Bob: You said you don’t put ape shit on your body?
Michael: That would be better than cologne.

Bob: Hope springs eternal when the orthopedist tells you can’t have, ah–
Michael: Sex?

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