Fallbrookisms
19 March 2009
Coffee at Café des Artistes
1.
Patron 1: Have you ever been married?
Patron 2: Yes, twice. One was really, really short.
Proprietor: And one was really, really tall?
2.
Patron 2: A wise woman said there’s no healthy way to avoid grieving.
Patron 3: Is this like Confucius?
Patron 1: Are you confused?
3.
George: I always look for the life in things; when things seem bleak and barren, why waste energy on being sad – I look for the life.
Brett: How refreshing, a young man with insight.
