Fallbrookisms

12 February 2009

Bumper sticker at First Baptist Church

Global warming is a hoax

Bumper sticker at Fallbrook Post Office

An image of Buddha seated in the vitarka mudrā position, decorating the bumper of a BMW X5 luxury SUV, 2009 model starting at $46,000-plus

At Café des Artistes

Michael: Looks like the New York Times is going after Obama.
Bob: The New York Times is going bankrupt. Advertisers won’t use it. It’s a commie, socialist, lefty, pinko, spineless, delirious, diarrhetic verbosity.

And for a change of topic

J: I’m taking a drawing class.
K: Drawing what?
B: Conclusions.

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